Train to Tehran

Photo: Skeleton Legs

Namito- Train to Tehran (Original Mix) as heard in Style of Eye's Essential Mix so you know it's good. Even got everyone in a vicarage singing along to SoE's Grounded (Radio Edit) on a Sunday morning.

Er I hear everyone is posting about that Joy Orbison guy innit. HYPH MANGO. I'm COOL. Since when did 21 mean GRANDMA? I'm down with the kids.XXX

Riton + Primary 1

Video as directed by L-Vis 1990 for Who's There out on Erol's Phantasy label.

Yes it was Riton & Primary 1. SIGH..

No it wasn't Erol Alkan & Boys Noize AGAIN,

no it wasn't Erol Alkan & LA Priest,

and no it REALLY wasn't a small child and half a bean pie.

SUPER DISCO

Hey guys. Me mate Kirsti from Dazed is Djing tonight alongside Nathan Fake and Vincent Oliver at the 'Gold Bar' (genius name?) on Stoke Newington Church St. Check it out if you're not Brodinski-ing.

Plus rumour has it Buster Super Super Bennett has started a 'DJ School', 808 Academy. Prepare for more Peaches Pudding Face Geldofs.

Solo + SIS

The Big Stef

Big sample.

Cannot wait to see 'midget house' pioneer Solo from Rome playing Fabric this Friday at Brodinski's all-star line-up Suck My Deck launch for Bugged Out/Kill Em All.

Hopefully if 'Dusty Kid' is in attendance I can voice my concerns for how he got that way and finally call social services.

Plus: Wo Worst Du?- SIS

Something Dark

Palle (Spektre Remix)- Los Suruba

'Cause everyone likes exotic duo Spektre from Cardiff/Leeds

Arabe (Milton Channels Remix)- Hector Cuoto
Milton's driven clean percussion reminiscent of early Popof leads into eerie delayed breakdowns.. Oh how I miss proper 'tech bangerz'

In My Blood (Mom & Dad Remix)- Sharam Jay

Yeah it's been around, but I like it.

Plus, in case you missed THIS BANGING MOFO-

Renaissance Rene's Party House Mix:
1.Herbert - Moving Like A Train (Smith & Hack Remix) -K7
2. SIS- Trompetta -CDR
3. Zombie Disco Squad - Esperanto -Sound Pellegrino
4. Radioclit- Secousse (Brodinski Remix) - Mental Groove
5. Obi Blanche - Beetle Fight - CDR
6. Mixhell - Boom Da (Downtown Remix Instrumental) - New Judas
7. Green Velvet - Thoughts - Music Man
8. Renaissance Man - Aloha Dub - CDR
9. D.H.S - House Of God - Poker Flat
10. Thomas Schumacher- Picanha - Get Physical
11. Renaissance Man - Spraycan - Dubsided

Heart Attack

Tara Darby shoots for Undercurrent Magazine.

Everyone loves lairy tribal house from the Netherlands:

Silvio Ecomo & Chuckie - Moombah (Afrojack Remix)

So smooth it calmed me down after I had a shitting heart attack at new Minimow like my computer did that time I opened up Turbo Recordings AND Cocoon on the same web browser:
Giorgio Gigli Podcast for Turbo

Thunderstorm

Beautiful songs for the weather outside.

Bicycle- on Memory Tapes' blog
&

Battlehymn for Children (Tensnake Dub Remix)- The Faint

THE END IS NIGH

'Cause Crookers, Bloody Beetroots and other such dirty foul-mouthed Italians weren't enough. The Pelussje posse promise pathetic attempts at 'remixing' the classics that are Modjo's Lady and Foo Fighters with this emerging popular genre consisting of.. wobble.. electro.. fidget house? NO WAI.
Please, I can't throw up anymore, my stomach is empty and my mouth is dry what do you want from me? More upsetting than that time I watched the AA24/7 video on MDMA and almost worst than Mr Trevor Loveys when he added lazy 'bangra' sounds into boring 'ass' beats = a song titled Chips & Curry.
INGENIUS, LOVEYS. CLAP CLAP.

HORRIBLE NOISES: F. Sonik- Vertigo (Umek Remix)

Trouble Vision

Royal College of Art graduate Gudrun Kloepsch juxtaposes the 'I'm the repressed librarian of the dreams when you wake up in an estuary of your own jizz' & 'irritating posh lady freaking the hell out at a bird/height/prostitute mum issue straight outta Hitchcock' looks w/ awfully practical lace glasses.

Music to dream to:
Memory Cassette- Asleep at a Party

(former members of Hail Social & Weird Tapes, on Acephale)

Music to have fucking nightmares to:

Voodeux- Bones

(Mothership)

Magnus Unnar

Amazing shoot in i-D by do no wrong Magnus Unnar.

Peaches- Lose You (Yuksek & Brodinski Remix) (256)

Pretty heavy shit: Joseph Capriati- Kontrol Room from the Sidechains EP

Guy J- Shaman (Lontano Remix)

Lovely stuff.

Hello, I'm Polymorphic and I don't understand SET PROGRESSION: Technomusic Tour podcast

Dirtybird

Romanian producer ICS - Emil and Espagnol on Dirtybird.

Some praise for the record from Riva wonky Starr et al:

"That’s how I like it right now, nice and simple! Thanx rs."

True dat. Anyone noticed he's gone mildly less retarded/i.e rave re: Renaissance Man remix?

I mean, remember House Music? O LOL.

P.s check out ICS' remix for The Martin Brothers' Dum.

And as heard in some live set mixed perfectly pre-Popof's Faces'uch: Emerson Todd- Rumplestiltskin

ONE TIME WITH THE FOGHORN

TINGS:

Renaissance Man- Dubbo.
Absolute legend. This is like when they did that bootcut of DJ Hell and decided 'fuck airhorns' in their Definition of House Music. It had the largest terrifying foghorn sample.
This is 100x that.Plus the Sandy Bitches teaser.
I've always been a bit MEH about Dolby Anol since that Cowbois fiasco but with 'classics' such as Cancer, Linda and Heather, I'm Dry I decided to give them another chance.
Check out the 'bangin choon' that is Tender Touch and their 'humourous' ad on their 'myspace'.

Zoo Brazil

Poor Zoo Brazil. Remixed his own song and made it worse.
Anyway the original's pretty buff: Gainer
Eerie vocals, pretty good techno. And everyone loved Circle Jerks?

Down

Hal Sear takes hauntingly depressing colour saturated photos.

Popof - High & Down

DJ T. - Dis (Solomun Remix):

Google this percussion heavy house gem out on Get Physical & you may find yourself at 'SATANICPORNOCULTSHOP', but the link above you should keep your dignity intact. Btw the Zombielicious remix samples have been available for a bit now inc the highly anticipated Proxy remix of Shottieville (unfortunately so-so), plus them Irish blokes Arveene & Misk, Shadow Dancer, Milano and Hey Today.

There's Nothing Quite Like Jello For Energy

Everyone remembers these Gimme Vigor/Wil Lin tank tops right?
I LOST MINE. Btw this guy's like what, 20?: Laquan Smith

Here's some horrible music:
Magistrates- Heartbreak
Classixx- Cold Act Ill (Radio Edit)
Housemeister- Beef Jerky

And some really nice music:
Guy J- Lamur (Henry Saiz Remix) (The original is better but I'd like to presume you've already heard it.)

Gucci's Flora

I have to like this solely for a perfume in my name-
Chris 'Aphex Twin video' Cunningham directing the new Gucci advert for the Flora perfume. What a horribly inbred accent.
http://dazeddigital.com/Fashion/article/2978/1/Chris_Cunningham_Feels_Love_for_Guccis_Flora_

And that 70's-esque Gucci by Gucci ad was LYNCH?
Awesome.

L.A.

Ooh, Permanent Vacation S/S '09

P.s So Cobrasnake directs a video. Sorry, but has anyone realised the 'hot girl' looks a *bit* like she suffers Downs? FO.

Oh. He hangs out with Steve Aoki.
That explains it.

Old but, can't believe I haven't put up any Oliver Huntemann & Dubfire: Dios (Jon Gaiser's Atheists Anonymous Remix)
(Less dark / less epic, rising 'toilet bowl' Dios)

Please Fuck Off Psuedo-Fidget Wonk 'DJ's

"People ARE still playing fidget."

REALLY?



Jesse Rose et al pioneering post-fidget/posh wonk on Dubsided. Let's get a move on guys.

LOUIS FUTON

Bethnal Green. Courtesy of: stalking Matt Walsh's twitter.

Slam - Hot Knives

Lovely rising bass- like a techno Motor, if SebastiAn had a penchant for arpeggiated tinkly bits

Cari Lekebusch - Shaded (Compuphonic & Kolombo Remix)

'Cause everyone loves Cari (sorry Shaman Remix 1, totally > original & possibly 2) Lekebusch and Kolombo of SNIFF fame

Air France - Beach Party

Who The Fuck Are You?

"The Bloody Beetroots".

Relentless after playing his remixes of I Love To Move in Here, Homezone, & What You Need, Proxy at last night's Bugged Out in the Scrutton St warehouse (complete w/ mid-less echoing soundsystem, populated by a mix of motionless Ipso Facto women, Nathan Barley men, and hardcore Turbo nerds totalling...3) went on to drop WHO ARE YOU (Bloody Beetroots Remix). Playing an hour of his own material as the crowd would have wanted it, Matt Walsh must've been depressed to follow him.

Loveable Tiga was dressed down at his own launch party sans gloves/sunglasses/possibly shoes, with a so-so somewhat predictable set (you know, RIVERSIDE, MOTHERFUCKER aka the post-Big Money Comin'?, many a Shoes remix and *cough* Washing Up) plus bewildering 90's rave track. Whilst out of nowhere behind the Turbo crew, Busy P appears quietly grinning, as he IS Jesus (of the scene).

... Well worth being covered in Shoreditch cretin, the sweat of the worringly numerous hefty men in LOVE with Tiga & more bruises than during sex, as we agree this was the necessary time to see Proxy live, especially as the epic crowd-engaging "everybody get low!" shenanigans solemnly signalled the final demise of the track of 2008, Raven... Ahh closure.

After keeping my boyfriend up at 6.30am post-rave by asking on loop 'who's mohan das, who's mohan das, who's mohan das?' = here's Mohan Das - Oh Yes.