Sunday, 29 March 2009

Ksubi x Tiga Sunglasses At Night

Ok, Tiga AND Ksubi designed something?
What more could you want?
So-so shape, but this is some lovely acetate tortoiseshell.
Yeah, the other 3 colours are ok.
Available in March 2009 worldwide, including INGLAND.
Plus this:
Everyone's seen the video of Proxy's remix of Tiga's What You Need:

Saturday, 28 March 2009

But You Can't Ignore My Techno

Wow do I actually like Chloe 'I'm so COOL' Sevigny's second collection for Opening Ceremony A/W '09?
Tbh, if MOTHERCARE made high-waisted black leather A-line shorts (which they might) I'd probably still like them.

Ok so I have spent all morning in dangerous places loling at Tiga's Podcast 9A.
It features his witty banter along with tracks like his aforementioned remix of Fever Ray (Karin of The Knife as if you didn't already know) as played live at approximately 4.32am at Manchester Bugged Out, Zyntherius (aka beloved Jori) ft. The Dove's Synthesizer, and the Unit 4 remix of Zak Frost and Lasersonic - Aquaplane, which is preetty smooth.

Ooh and a Shoes remix by 'STEVE'. From Bromley. He's 16 and will make you feel bad.

Something noisy - Volatile's remix of Absolute Zero and Subphonics' The Code:
You may remember Volatile from mixes such as Proxy's In New DJ's We Trust on Kissy Fuck Tard's show on Radio 1.
Being friends with PROXY and HOSTAGE and having songs called FACES OF WAR. He's well hard.

Friday, 27 March 2009

Duke Dumont


So Chew The Fat mailed me about some '20 min' Duke Dumont mix:

Apparently he's 'the master of different tempos'.
Yes, well everything would be a lot easier if every track was at 127 and had chav vocals yelling about how he got two years in Borstal.

+ Summer is here? Check out these floaty gems:
Samabanova (Sam La More Remix) - PNAU and
Caught Up (Ian Pooley Mix) - Metro Area over at Le Touch:

Monday, 23 March 2009

Insert Witty Blog Title Here

1. Why is Oizo a woman?
2. What is Oizo doing to poor innocent Surkin and Hulk Hogan?
3. That is NOT lettuce.

P.s Check out DJ Cable's wobblier than thou 'The Mash Down Vol 2' Mix up at:
Tracklisting at

Saturday, 21 March 2009

A Clouded Vision


Poor Steve Cook.

The other half of Clouded Vision, forever in the shadow of Matt Walsh.
Type his name into Google and you get someone blogging about computer software & a real estate investor. His myspace ( username has to have '/Clouded Vision' whilst Matt is off buying new Shoes with Tiga.
Steve's own stuff isn't too bad, with equally disco acid noises and sober basslines although his tracks as alias 'Scientific' (as the name suggests), is a bit futuristic and too avant-ambient for my liking.

Here's his March 'tech-house' mix:
Photo: Glen Erler

Wednesday, 18 March 2009



Heard some cute minimal in Phonica by Camea but have completely forgotten the title. Am I losing my superb memory sachet reserved solely for artist/song titles that exists aside my bizarre skill of recognition of a track (Excuse me ma'am I THINK that's Brodinski) coming in from 246.fucking5 miles away?

I hope I am the first person in the history of time to use the adjective 'cute' for 'minimal' because that's pretty fucking stupid and I'd have to stab them in the ear.

P.s LOVE DMX Krew - December Darkness.

Photo: Old fav Tim Barber

Monday, 16 March 2009

Turbo touched me


The lights come on in the club, hangover impending.

You walk out, unfocused, into the chill 6am air with your shoes and your hair equally dishevelled, American Apparel miniskirt practically lost and discover the morning birdsong, bruises, a low hung moon and stabbing heart pains, you know you've had a good night.

Withdrawal symptoms hit quick after a 5+ hour journey and I get back to a playlist of pure unadulterated Turbo Omnidance Tour worship.

There are 2 days of repercussion from non-stop delirious dancing-off-my-tits for 7 or so hours during Rainer Werner Bassfinder's Minimal Scarf Fuckers Drown, Motherfucking Bass (Popof Remix 1), Elektric Circus, Worth It, and even the random Jack Beats et al.. though frowned distastefully at Crookers Remix of Raven (like wtf?) and Mind Bloody Dimension for the gillionth time.

Surprised a few things weren't played unfortunately (*cough* Faces'uch/Style of Eye-Leave/Kolombo-Sniff/promised new Proxy), but adored Tiga's epic '1-2-3-4 Remix' of Fever Ray's Triangle Walks towards the end. Ahh..
P.s check out Guy J - Shaman (Cari Lekebusch Remix) on

Friday, 13 March 2009

Noob > Proxy?



Manchwerp tour cancelled says von Party's Twitter:
"Due to illness we are sorry to say that The Proxy will not be playing in Manchester tonight.
We are pleased to announce that Turbo artist Noob has now been added to the bill alongside Popof, Aeroplane, Thomas Von Party and Dekker."

What will I tell the children now?

Wednesday, 11 March 2009


A Vice DON'T:
American Apparel too far.

P.S My god I love Breakbot.

Turbo Rec @ Bugged Out

Friday the 13th.
Turbo Night of Proxy, Popof, Thomas von Party, Aeroplane and Dekker.

Worth a 5 hr journey? Let's find out at 7fuckingAM the next morning.

Saturday, 7 March 2009

Follow Another Golden Fox


I know there's been a million Golden Filter - Solid Gold remixes but I can't think of one that's actually bad.. Clouded Vision's disco take is A-okay, but Russ Chimes' signature synthy one is like the entire Valerie Collective jizzed on your sheets whilst you were asleep.
Here's a heavier take on it via Mondkopf:

Apologies for 128.

Photo: Sean Marc Lee -