EU Funky

Have been in love Mount Kimbie's 50 Mile View- but will get shot in the bum if I leak this so check it out here. Beautifully ambient 8-bitty dubstep of epic proportions.

Perhaps my posterior is a little more likely to remain intact if I post these gems:
A remix by Solo for Maps' I Dream of Crystal.
And motherfucking SIS- (Stipe Remix) of Sum. Far from his Trompeta, it remains a superbly summery breed of tech-house similar to the wave of Dutch/Danish/Euro tracks these days featuring ridiculous pitch-bends and tribal percs added with 'ethnic/world' sampling more silly than Primary One's voice in Style of Eye's Vocal Remix of Who's There?
Call it... 'EU Funky'.

Train to Tehran

Photo: Skeleton Legs

Namito- Train to Tehran (Original Mix) as heard in Style of Eye's Essential Mix so you know it's good. Even got everyone in a vicarage singing along to SoE's Grounded (Radio Edit) on a Sunday morning.

Er I hear everyone is posting about that Joy Orbison guy innit. HYPH MANGO. I'm COOL. Since when did 21 mean GRANDMA? I'm down with the kids.XXX

Style of Eye

Sunday at Fabric heralded hectic dancing to Trailer Trash room spinning mostly Dekker remixes and Tiga's new shit.
Style of Eye did his Girls into his VV Brown- Leave Remix which meant the WORST POSSIBLE TIME for someone to talk to me-
EXCUSE me, Belgian man trying to put his penis on me from behind on the dancefloor, you are NOT from 'MTV' and I am TRYING to dance to some motherfucking tech house.
Needless to say, he got punched in the face by flailing asian girl.
Too bad Ona wasn't playing.

Here's a mix by the Swede himself:
We Are Blah Blah Blah's EP12 mixed by Style of Eye

Tracklist here

Turbo touched me

The lights come on in the club, hangover impending.

You walk out, unfocused, into the chill 6am air with your shoes and your hair equally dishevelled, American Apparel miniskirt practically lost and discover the morning birdsong, bruises, a low hung moon and stabbing heart pains, you know you've had a good night.

Withdrawal symptoms hit quick after a 5+ hour journey and I get back to a playlist of pure unadulterated Turbo Omnidance Tour worship.

There are 2 days of repercussion from non-stop delirious dancing-off-my-tits for 7 or so hours during Rainer Werner Bassfinder's Minimal Scarf Fuckers Drown, Motherfucking Bass (Popof Remix 1), Elektric Circus, Worth It, and even the random Jack Beats et al.. though frowned distastefully at Crookers Remix of Raven (like wtf?) and Mind Bloody Dimension for the gillionth time.

Surprised a few things weren't played unfortunately (*cough* Faces'uch/Style of Eye-Leave/Kolombo-Sniff/promised new Proxy), but adored Tiga's epic '1-2-3-4 Remix' of Fever Ray's Triangle Walks towards the end. Ahh..
P.s check out Guy J - Shaman (Cari Lekebusch Remix) on http://www.turborecordings.com/

Bugged Out At Fire: The End Of The End

Is Fire honestly a decent substitute for The End?
http://www.endclub.com/closingvideo - Bit of a boring video but sums up 'nuff stuff.
I am surprisingly as upset as the rest when I realise too late I will never be able to comfortably take the 25 the TWO stops down the road to lie in the back corner in the main room in prep before non-stop blindly going mental for the next 3 hours.
Fire on the other hand was a goddamn MESS. We were constantly losing each other, off our silly faces, wondering why the HELL we were in these endless labyrinthine dark rooms, in SOUTH LONDON.

Is Erol going to DIE during his 6 hour set?
Maybe we should help him as dedicated fans to stay awake by delivering tangible obstacles along the lines of really sharp flaming ladyfingers.

Er.. isn't Daniel Steinberg a bit of a messy man?
Can he smarten up before he plays with Style of Eye, Worthy, and what was it RIVA Starr at Egg?

I know this is bit older in Proxy radio mixes 'n such but it's just SO GOOD:

Volatile- Faces of War
http://www.zshare.net/audio/50835843af50fe71/

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