Sunday, 31 May 2009


Romanian producer ICS - Emil and Espagnol on Dirtybird.

Some praise for the record from Riva wonky Starr et al:
"That’s how I like it right now, nice and simple! Thanx rs."
True dat. Anyone noticed he's gone mildly less retarded/i.e rave re: Renaissance Man remix?
I mean, remember House Music? O LOL.
P.s check out ICS' remix for The Martin Brothers' Dum.

And as heard in some live set mixed perfectly pre-Popof's Faces'uch: Emerson Todd- Rumplestiltskin

Saturday, 23 May 2009


Renaissance Man- Dubbo.
Absolute legend. This is like when they did that bootcut of DJ Hell and decided 'fuck airhorns' in their Definition of House Music. It had the largest terrifying foghorn sample.
This is 100x that.Plus the Sandy Bitches teaser.
I've always been a bit MEH about Dolby Anol since that Cowbois fiasco but with 'classics' such as Cancer, Linda and Heather, I'm Dry I decided to give them another chance.
Check out the 'bangin choon' that is Tender Touch and their 'humourous' ad on their 'myspace'.

Friday, 22 May 2009

Zoo Brazil

Poor Zoo Brazil. Remixed his own song and made it worse.
Anyway the original's pretty buff: Gainer
Eerie vocals, pretty good techno. And everyone loved Circle Jerks?

Wednesday, 20 May 2009


Hal Sear takes hauntingly depressing colour saturated photos.

Popof - High & Down
Google this percussion heavy house gem out on Get Physical & you may find yourself at 'SATANICPORNOCULTSHOP', but the link above you should keep your dignity intact. Btw the Zombielicious remix samples have been available for a bit now inc the highly anticipated Proxy remix of Shottieville (unfortunately so-so), plus them Irish blokes Arveene & Misk, Shadow Dancer, Milano and Hey Today.

Saturday, 16 May 2009

There's Nothing Quite Like Jello For Energy

Everyone remembers these Gimme Vigor/Wil Lin tank tops right?
I LOST MINE. Btw this guy's like what, 20?: Laquan Smith

Here's some horrible music:
Magistrates- Heartbreak
Classixx- Cold Act Ill (Radio Edit)
Housemeister- Beef Jerky

And some really nice music:
Guy J- Lamur (Henry Saiz Remix) (The original is better but I'd like to presume you've already heard it.)

Friday, 15 May 2009

Gucci's Flora

I have to like this solely for a perfume in my name-
Chris 'Aphex Twin video' Cunningham directing the new Gucci advert for the Flora perfume. What a horribly inbred accent.
And that 70's-esque Gucci by Gucci ad was LYNCH?

Wednesday, 13 May 2009


Ooh, Permanent Vacation S/S '09

P.s So Cobrasnake directs a video. Sorry, but has anyone realised the 'hot girl' looks a *bit* like she suffers Downs? FO.

Oh. He hangs out with Steve Aoki.
That explains it.

Old but, can't believe I haven't put up any Oliver Huntemann & Dubfire: Dios (Jon Gaiser's Atheists Anonymous Remix)
(Less dark / less epic, rising 'toilet bowl' Dios)

Tuesday, 12 May 2009

Please Fuck Off Psuedo-Fidget Wonk 'DJ's

"People ARE still playing fidget."



Jesse Rose et al pioneering post-fidget/posh wonk on Dubsided. Let's get a move on guys.

Sunday, 10 May 2009


Bethnal Green. Courtesy of: stalking Matt Walsh's twitter.

Slam - Hot Knives
Lovely rising bass- like a techno Motor, if SebastiAn had a penchant for arpeggiated tinkly bits

Cari Lekebusch - Shaded (Compuphonic & Kolombo Remix)
'Cause everyone loves Cari (sorry Shaman Remix 1, totally > original & possibly 2) Lekebusch and Kolombo of SNIFF fame

Air France - Beach Party

Monday, 4 May 2009

Who The Fuck Are You?

"The Bloody Beetroots".
Relentless after playing his remixes of I Love To Move in Here, Homezone, & What You Need, Proxy at last night's Bugged Out in the Scrutton St warehouse (complete w/ mid-less echoing soundsystem, populated by a mix of motionless Ipso Facto women, Nathan Barley men, and hardcore Turbo nerds totalling...3) went on to drop WHO ARE YOU (Bloody Beetroots Remix). Playing an hour of his own material as the crowd would have wanted it, Matt Walsh must've been depressed to follow him.

Loveable Tiga was dressed down at his own launch party sans gloves/sunglasses/possibly shoes, with a so-so somewhat predictable set (you know, RIVERSIDE, MOTHERFUCKER aka the post-Big Money Comin'?, many a Shoes remix and *cough* Washing Up) plus bewildering 90's rave track. Whilst out of nowhere behind the Turbo crew, Busy P appears quietly grinning, as he IS Jesus (of the scene).

... Well worth being covered in Shoreditch cretin, the sweat of the worringly numerous hefty men in LOVE with Tiga & more bruises than during sex, as we agree this was the necessary time to see Proxy live, especially as the epic crowd-engaging "everybody get low!" shenanigans solemnly signalled the final demise of the track of 2008, Raven... Ahh closure.
After keeping my boyfriend up at 6.30am post-rave by asking on loop 'who's mohan das, who's mohan das, who's mohan das?' = here's Mohan Das - Oh Yes.